Thursday, July 15, 2010

My husband's looking for a new love

On Monday, Ahi and I will be celebrating one year of marriage. Already his eye is straying. I have caught him trolling for new girlfriends on Craigslist. I guess I shouldn't be surprised. He already has a couple of girlfriends. He met one when he moved down to San Diego. I call her Big Bertha. She was convenient since she was from PB, so she helped him get to know the area. They spend most of their time together at the boardwalk while I am at work. He likes her because she is easy going, she likes the same music, doesn't mind if he smokes his cigars around her, and doesn't get embarrased when he blows his airhorn at oblivious tourists on the boardwalk. But I think his interest in her is waning.

He actually has a couple of old girlfriends that he keeps hanging around. One is an older blond. I think she is the hanger on, though. He doesn't spend too much time with her. The real threat is the sexy red-blooded French-Italian Canadian. He met her when he got serious about triathlon while living up in Washington. She saw him through his Ironman races, so she will always hold a special place in his heart. I am sure that when he gets back into serious training and racing, she will play a bigger role in his life again. I know he was thinking about hooking back up with her when we signed up 2011 Ironman California 70.3.

Now he is looking for something new. From his searches, he definitely has a specific type. I think he wants something sleeker than Big Bertha and less complicated than the other two. He's looking at different cities, even international. Some are older and rougher around the edges while some seem glossy and a bit classier.

The worst is that he surreptitiously set up a meeting with one he was checking out online. We just happened to bump into her while at B&L. He left me inside the store while he found an excuse to go out to the parking lot with her. I admit I did some of my own "browsing" while I was waiting. But the ones I would chase after are much harder to get. On the ride home, I could tell he really liked her, he kept talking about her. I think he was trying to make me jealous. Knowing how competitive I can be, he was bragging that she was faster than me. But I'm not too worried, she is a one trick pony. And obviously it's not going to work out, since I saw him back on Craigslist that night.

Scroll down for photos of his girlfriends....








Big Bertha aka Phat Ass:

The Older Blond aka Giant Yellow Banana:

The Canucker aka Sexxxy Lexy:

The potential new girlfriend from L.A. that he met at B&L:

A trampy troll from Craigslist:

 The international, more culturally compatible, but harder to find girlfriend:

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